{"id":406,"date":"2026-06-07T00:24:39","date_gmt":"2026-06-07T00:24:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/trackfieldvideo.com\/?page_id=406"},"modified":"2026-06-08T02:25:10","modified_gmt":"2026-06-08T02:25:10","slug":"ye-ole-uncle-speed-trap-podcast","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/trackfieldvideo.com\/?page_id=406","title":{"rendered":"Ye Ole Uncle Speed Trap Podcast"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ye Ole Uncle Speed Trap Podcast<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Howdy this is Uncle Speed Trap here, below is\u00a0 my brief bio:<\/p>\n

Born at Tommy John Surgery Hospital<\/strong> – off Broken Kneecap Highway<\/p>\n

Went to Tommy John Surgery Elementary<\/strong> (next to the local hospital)<\/p>\n

Then attended Broken Kneecap Junior High School<\/strong> (yep, also next to the local hospital)<\/p>\n

Then off to Rusty Bucket High School<\/strong> – where I was the school’s star sprinter (track and field).<\/p>\n

And finally, graduated from Nuts and Bolts U<\/strong> – where again I was the school’s star sprinter (track and field).<\/p>\n

Some of the family newspaper clippings<\/span>:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shady Tree Newspaper<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Winner of the state’s High School sprint championship is Speed Trap.<\/p>\n

Speed Trap (RB HS) 10.1
\nBiff (ABC HS) 10.2
\nBaff (LMNO HS) 10.3<\/td>\n

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Shady Tree Newspaper<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Winner of the state’s University sprint championship is Speed Trap.<\/p>\n

Speed Trap (NB U) 10.0
\nBaff (LMNO U) 10.1
\nBiff (ABC U) 10.2<\/p>\n

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After graduating from NB U, then off to my sports announcing career.\u00a0 More on that later.<\/p>\n

My name?\u00a0 Well\u00a0 …\u00a0 mom was the local town’s police officer and she pulled my pa over
\nfor “not going the correct speed in town.”\u00a0 We’ll ma and pa met, feel in love, and later started
\na family\u00a0 … me being the first – they decided to name me after how they met.<\/p>\n

“Well any who” as grandma used to say … off to my career in sports announcing.\u00a0 Below
\nis the transcript of my first play by play and a copy of the local paper\u00a0 . . .<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shady Tree Newspaper<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Local sports hero Speed Trap is now our local sports announcer.\u00a0 Below is him calling his first sports event – of course it\u2019s the local sprint championship race:<\/p>\n

“The meet is going very well. The weather is nice with a slight breeze. Time for the final race of the day. Their on the starting line.\u00a0 Set command.\u00a0 Their off.\u00a0 Looks like Lefty had the best start, and now Righty has now taken a slight lead.\u00a0 Now it\u2019s Lead Foot that has taken a strong lead as he rushes past.\u00a0 Lead Foot has now taken a very large lead, and it looks like he’s the winner.\u00a0 Congrads to Lead Foot and all the contestants.\u00a0 What a wonderful meet ! This is Speed Trap signing off.”<\/p>\n

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Shady Tree Newspaper<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Weather:<\/p>\n

Nice with a slight breeze.<\/p>\n

No rain in sight this week.<\/p>\n

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Local Advertisement:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Get all your groceries and daily needs at
\nMel and Ethel’s Corner Store.\u00a0 We now offer fast DNA Testing as well.\u00a0 A true one stop shop.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Looks like were off (speeding away)\u00a0 …\u00a0 see you all next time\u00a0 …<\/p>\n

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